SUPER BOOMERSEPT 29, 2026
THE WORD IS
BANNED.
executive order: "artificial intelligence" is now "super intelligence". federal agencies may no longer acknowledge the old word. every super hero got the memo. one of them read it on a flip phone and said "AI" anyway.
THE AUTOCORRECT
TRY TO
SAY IT.
type "AI". go on.
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POWERS
SUPER
POWERS.
01
FLIES AT 4 MPH.
cape works. knees don't. lands on the lawn every time.
02
READS THE TERMS.
every word. then calls the number. then holds.
03
PRINTS THE CA.
on paper. keeps it in the glovebox. next to the map.
THE COIN
$BOOMER
the last man on earth still calling it AI.
CAstill on hold with support
supply 1,000,000,000pump.funsolanamemo: unread